Not again!

I used to keep my front door locked when I was in Barrow, I was worried about people entering and stealing, here I don't lock my door, but the time is coming when I must remember to do so.
I came down stairs to get my lunch and found a lettuce at the bottom of the stairs. I have been eating salads for weeks now, I have loads of lettuce, mine are the varieties where you simply remove the leaves that you want, they are all pretty colours! I am happy with my lettuce but the locals don't see them as lettuce! I don't know who has donated this one, probably the same person who gave me tomatoes last year, just when I was over run by my own, Cherry tomatoes don't count either!!!